Why daytime TV sucks

मय काटे कैन एअत योर डग!!!

नोव यू कैन ब्लोग इन हिंदी! अल राईट, मय लाइफ इस कोम्प्लेते नोव। ई स्टील मिस कित्त्य ऑफ़ कोर्स, बुत व्हो कोउल्ड रेसिस्त थे उर्गे तो राइट इन्कोम्प्रेहेंसिब्ले टेक्स्ट? एक्ष्केप्त् माय्ब ठाट वूकिए गाए'एस ब्लोग। सी यू नेक्ष्त् वीक!

Hello, cruel world!

Good morning campers! I found a cool site. You should check it out.

Today's word of the day: agglutinate

ag·glu·ti·nate /v. əˈglutnˌeɪt; adj. əˈglutnɪt, -ˌeɪt/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[v. uh-gloot-n-eyt; adj. uh-gloot-n-it, -eyt]

1. v. - to unite or cause to adhere, as with glue.
2. v. - Immunology. to clump or cause to clump, as bacteria or blood platelets.
3. v. - Linguistics. to form by agglutination.
   
4. adj. - united by or as by glue.

I can't go on anymore

Sniff. Poor, poor Kitty. I still can't believe you're gone. I don't think I can live without you, Kitty. One minute you're running around high on catnip and the next under the wheel of a tow truck. WHY?!?!?!!?!

Thanks to everyone for all the support you've been posting to my blog over the last few days. I don't think I could have made it this long without all of the heartfelt replies. But I just can't get that image out of my mind. Sorry, folks, I can't go on like this.

Goodbye cruel world.